Speaking of bizarre unsafitude, here we have a couple of handy wipes provided by the American Airlines Admirals Club after wiping down a first class seat on board a 757. Talk about UNSAFE SIR! These wipes were used while seated on only surfaces around the seat and tray table. So you pay for an upgrade or first class seat to sit in this for 5 hours? Leaving aside the filth, the flight attendant said power ports were unplugged to due to faulty wiring and fires! Yikes!
