American Airlines Unsafe 757

Speaking of bizarre unsafitude, here we have a couple of handy wipes provided by the American Airlines Admirals Club after wiping down a first class seat on board a 757.  Talk about UNSAFE SIR! These wipes were used while seated on only surfaces around the seat and tray table.  So you pay for an upgrade or first class seat to sit in this for 5 hours? Leaving aside the...

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12 Hamsters Workin Overtime

I am not really sure what’s keeping this sucker moving, but I am sure it’s unsafe. Wasn’t there some sort of cash for clunkers type deal whereby people got cash for their clunkers not long ago? Tweet...

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Not The Least Bit Unsafe

Saw this car tooling along in Huntington Beach one day. “Shmaxi” is a service that helps you get home without driving drunk. Any service that gets drunk drivers off the road is a good one. Love it, check out “shmaxi.com.” Tweet...

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Giant Boob Nipple Gun

Nuclear power facility off the 5 Freeway in Southern California. Perhaps not the unsafest of loads, but reminds me of the nipple gun joke from the Family Guy star wars parody, “Something, Something, Something, Dark Side.” Worth noting, there is an identical tower (symmetrical) right next to this one. Tweet...

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Live Goats? Unsafe Sir!

OK, I get that you have to move them somehow but there seems to be a whole lotta goats crammed in here. We found this at the “Top of the World” in Laguna Beach, California. These goats were not happy, I assure you. Tweet...

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This is probably pretty safe…

… yeah, just cut the pickup in half, pile it sky high full of crap and head on out onto the freeway. Save us! Tweet...

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